Let's Just Clarify...

 

The photo above is supposed to be of a drug called Krokodil or "crocodile," a new designer intoxicant that combines the worst features of HEROIN and METHAMPHETAMINE.  For you new land operatives who have not yet been introduced to the wonders of LANDSCUM INTOXICANTS, let me just summarize those this way:  

>> HEROIN, on the bright side, is an effective painkiller in the short term.  In the longer term and on the not so bright side it lowers the human PAIN THRESHOLD significantly, is ADDICTIVE as crap and makes the user WISH FOR DEATH while robbing relatives to finance their habits and getting violently sick at both ends.

>> METH is usually smoked although it is also injected.  There is no bright side.  It makes you very productive for a minute and is a fantastic weight-loss drug before you GO BONZO, and then your teeth fall out. (For you edentulous aquatic operatives, teeth are bony protrusions in the mouth that help many species capture or sometimes chew their food. ) If you stop using meth you get really fat because your appetite comes back and you EAT NEBRASKA.

>> KROKODIL affects injection sites the way meth affects your teeth.  Like this: 

To a Naked Ape, this resembles a Crocodile's lovely pebbly skin.

I KNOW, RIGHT?  ARE THEY ON DRUGS, THINKING THIS MAKES THEM LOOK LIKE THEY'RE TURNING INTO CROCODILES? 

Oh, wait.  Yes.  Yes, they ARE on drugs.

THEY ARE NOT AND NEVER WILL BE CROCODILES.

I just wanted to clear the water for you.  They will soon be DEAD and of no use to man, fish or fowl.