This Is Interesting...

Part of my role as your North American Fish Conspiracy Zone Leader is finding and interpreting piscatorial texts for you, my operatives.  I thought this t-shirt might be appropriate as a job description AS LONG AS I CAN STILL WEAR ONE: 

I mean, Clarias batrachis rarely wears any sort of clothing.  But if I buy it in an easy size, once my transformation is complete and I enter the Great Lakes forever, maybe my successor can wear it instead.