Great Last-Minute Squidmas Gift Idea!

This "school of jellyfish" is made from the skeletons of our fallen Sea Biscuit sisters -- no, sorry, they call these operatives "Sea Urchins" -- stuffed with Tillandias, also known as "air plants," that only need spritzing with water and an occasional all-day SOAK to stay alive.  They can then be hung up on strings as shown.  You can make your own or buy them ready-made.

This is also a great excuse to keep the humidity HIGH in your dry-land living space, without exciting SUSPICION or generating unwanted QUESTIONS from the Shaved Monkeys you mean to recruit.

You can even skate right up to the edge of TELLING THEM EXACTLY WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT by using a different, more overtly Squidmasy design:

Don't you just love Squidmastime?