Quote Of the day -- Maybe Even The Whole Year!

"Breathes there a man with soul so dead that he's immune to the theatrical possibilities of a plate of fried calamari?  Even bank presidents and Presbyterian ministers have been known to put the tentacle parts up their noses and pretend the garlic bread is Captain Nemo's submarine..."

 

-- P.J. O'Rourke, in Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book For Rude People