Someday, Ladies, This Will Be You!

There is NO SENSATION TO COMPARE with finally escaping your Shaved Monkey body and entering the water for good.  I thought I knew what to expect when it happened to me.  I WAS SO WRONG.

 

This little movie is from the horror film Piranha 3-D, and I really fail to understand why the landscum insist on framing this experience of BLESSED FREEDOM with something -- you know -- UNPLEASANT.  Well, all I can say is that if we succeed in recruiting them, those lucky monkeys will learn how wrong that is.  THE OTHERS WILL PROBABLY NEVER GET IT.