Friday, June 17, 2016

Another Security Leak!

It's now been confirmed by landscum observers, who have published it HITHER AND YON, that our Electric Eel sisters (see previous Cliffie's Note) know how to MESS THEM UP WORSE by making contact with the BUSINESS END OF THE FISH above the surface of the water (see image above).  I can hope that they misdirect this new information about our operatives by interpreting it as evidence of humanlike INTELLIGENCE -- as if we needed all those extra brain cells interfering with what we ALREADY KNOW -- but they could also see it CLEARLY, for WHAT IT IS, if our luck doesn't hold, and create a dangerous
CROSS YOUR FINS, ladies.  It could really go either way.


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