Says Here...

 

...That human-operated cruise ships dumped over a billion gallons of human waste into our waterways in the past year -- on the human calendar, from 1/1/2014 to now. 

 

THAT'S NOT EVEN HALF AS BAD AS WE THOUGHT!

 

There's some sort of symbolic message in the way they crap all over us -- symbolism is everything with this species, you know? -- but there's a big positive here THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW ABOUT.  The constant exposure to their waste products is making us more and more able to tolerate, nay, DIGEST it.  Meaning we are closer, with every generation we hatch out, to digesting THEM.

 

EAT UP, LADIES.