Ray Troll Fishmas Card Selection, 2014!

Yes, ladies -- Ray Troll, ace recruiter, has been HARD AT WORK bringing Naked Apes and their ancestors back together for the holidays, where they surely belong.  Before you start DASHING THROUGH THE SNOW tomorrow for Tanksgiving, be sure to stop in at the Ray Troll website to pick up some Fishmas cards.  This design is my personal favorite, but there are more every year and he JUST KEEPS CHURNING OUT NEW ONES!

This is a risk-free way to promote piscatorial love,

at a cost of just pennies a day. 

Let me clarify.  I AM GIVING YOU A DIRECT ORDER. 

 

BUY SOME.

There are many other spectacular designs on the site that make for perfect Squidmas gift-giving. 

 

BUY SOME.

This almost goes without saying, but his memorabilia, posters, calendars and t-shirts are also a risk-free way to BE WHO YOU ARE. 

 

Don't participate in your own oppression, ladies!