Let's Get Real Here For A Minute...

The SLIGHTLY RADIOACTIVE GOLDFISH found in a pitcher of water at the Perry nuclear power plant in Ohio did NOT die of radiation sickness, ladies.  It was the SAME OLD STORY.  Someone neglected them until they died.  Typical.

Of course, until they did enter the Roiling Intestine of Dagon they were reporting STRAIGHT BACK TO US.  The information has proven remarkably valuable.  THEIR SACRIFICE WAS NOT IN VAIN.