Let's Just Clear This Up Once And For All...

No matter how many times I say this to my staff to be passed down to you ladies in the ranks, THE QUESTION KEEPS COMING BACK.  Let me just POST IT ON THE INTERNET for you:

Isaiah Shoels -- in spite of his intriguing surname, and the fact that the word "Lake" appears on his football jersey in this photo -- was NOT one of our recruits.  He was 100%, entirely Homo sapiens.  And that's a pity, because the best information available suggests that he was JUST OUR SORT.    He would have made a great fish.  But because he got waylaid in the Columbine High massacre, well, I guess it just wasn't in the cards.