Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Why Is This Operative Smiling?

I'll tell you why.  She's one of the Stealth Escolars sent in to impersonate our embattled Tuna operatives, protecting her sisters from ANNIHILATION and a cruel death in little flat cans, while simultaneously giving the Naked Apes a case of the runs they'll NEVER FORGET.  That, in short, is a smile of satisfaction for a JOB WELL DONE.

I, personally, am disappointed that our ruse did not hold up longer.  We DO need more Tuna to survive the next few years in order to follow through with our plans.  And there is nothing that makes me happier than a Shaved Monkey with EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA.  I know many of you feel the same way...

But we have more in store for them. 

MUCH more. 

Stay tuned!


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