Illinois Pacu Invasion Successful!

Well, it looks like the historic Pacu Invasion of Lake Lou Yaeger, Illinois has been discovered by the Monkey People press, and needless to say they are TERRIFIED. 

CLIFFIE'S NOTES:

>> Why do they give such ugly names to our beautiful homes?  Who the funk is Lou Yaeger?  He's not even an operative, for crying out loud.

>> I realize that in their vast intelligence, the Naked Apes are profoundly stupid, but how did even those yotzes manage to make a peaceful species that eats nuts -- you know, like walnuts -- into a terrifying monster fish that eats human testicles?  Wonders never cease.

>> The resulting hoo-ha has ONLY HELPED US.  Because there are none so blind as those who cannot see the difference between a beech-nut and a scrotum.  The fuss and pother have  successfully covered our other operations that we REALLY don't want them to know about. 

Nice work, ladies.