Meet The Asian Carp Czar!

Well, THE LAUGHTER HAS DIED DOWN since John Goss outlined his ERADICATION PLAN for our

KILLER CARP OPERATIVES

who are cheerfully taking over the freshwater arteries of North America as I type this.

NOW IT'S TIME TO GET DOWN TO BUSINESS, and I'm happy to report that the initial meetings have gone very well...VERY well. Let's just say that if Carp had pockets, this guy would be tucked neatly inside them. Good, good times, I tell you. Honestly, I would have pegged him more as a Snakehead man, being so close to the nation's nerve center on the Potomac. But HE'LL SERVE OUR NEEDS JUST FINE. Stay tuned!