100,000 Operatives Killed In Arkansas

The hapless Naked Ape posing with operative Lacey Tamm (formerly of Sioux City, Iowa before her conversion to fish-hood) does not suspect that HE WILL BE THE NEXT ONE TO GROW FINS .

Looks like a rough day for Arkansas operatives, BUT IT REALLY ISN'T. The Drum operatives working out of the Arkansas River CHEERFULLY SACRIFICED THEMSELVES TO THE CAUSE. It was time for more fully-aquatic operatives to enter the ROILING INTESTINE OF DAGON, so we can make room for ANOTHER LARGE KILL-OFF, I MEANT RECUITMENT DRIVE, OF HUMANS.

How can that be bad?

The coincidence of the thousands of Redwinged Blackbirds who died under mysterious circumstances, and quite nearby, on New Year's Eve may or may not be a similar phenomenon. I have to admit it is FAINTLY ALARMING that we have been unable to contact our sister Bird Conspiracy Zone Leader since the disaster. If it is a disaster. We will keep you posted.