Progress Notes On The Revolution

Pakistan under water -- check!

Jellyfish have successfully sabotaged underwater diamond-mining operations, AND shorted out the electricity for ten minutes at some sort of government meeting in the Philippines -- check!

The 3-D remake of the classic fish-terrorism epic Piranha is running now in your local theater -- check!

30,000 Chinese trapped by flooding only a month ago -- check!

The month before that, 16 Arkansan Naked Apes were drowned in flash floods -- check!

Hurricane Earl is bearing down on the Eastern Seaboard as I write this, with winds of 135 MPH -- check!

These are JUST LITTLE REMINDERS for the Shaved Monkeys -- we will DROWN YOU ALL when we are GOOD AND READY. YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP US.

'RAY FOR OUR SIDE!

Brava, ladies. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.