Shark In Formaldehyde Sells for 12 Million Simoleons

HUMANS NEVER CEASE TO AMAZE ME.

It's not that Sharks aren't precious works of art. NO ARGUMENT THERE. But to kill one, dose the victim in foul-smelling chemicals, suspend same in a phony fishtank and put the results on the auction block is, um, CRAZY.

But even that's not as crazy as PAYING 12 MILLION SMACKERS FOR THE DECEDENT. Surely we are worth more alive than dead. But what do they do to us when they see us alive? FEED US CHERRY BOMBS, IS WHAT.

I'm not sure what to make of this, ladies. But I cherish a hope that this humiliated corpse will draw in a few new recruits for the Cause. She certainly looks sporty in there, doesn't she? Almost alive!