Squid Invasion Of Orange County Roaring Success

As you may have heard, HUMBOLDT SQUID ARE ATTACKING ORANGE COUNTY, CALIFORNIA. Yes, the recruiting figures are coming back rapidly -- Squid do EVERYTHING rapidly -- and we completed over 400 human captures in a single (Groundhog's) day. We did not need to kill a single one of them this time, either. Let the Pink Monkeys gabble on about global warming, overfishing and the tragic wildlife imbalance in the oceans -- THAT WON'T STOP US FROM TURNING THEM INTO OCEAN WILDLIFE THEMSELVES.

I LOVE days like these. Brava, ladies.