Why I Love National Public Radio

It just seems to me that every time I turn on the radio, NPR is delivering another terrifying news flash about the

KILLER CARP!

Seriously, they're broadcasting ALL THE LIVELONG DAY about the Killer Carp DNA found in Lake Michigan, the push to CLOSE THE LOCKS AGAINST THE MENACE, an upcoming EMERGENCY CARP SUMMIT between the Great Lakes States (and for all I know Canada), and of course that one delicious report I've already blogged about here at Cliffie's Notes, describing the killer fish as reaching

FORTY FEET LONG!

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