Wednesday, August 01, 2007

The Numbers Are In!

I'm happy to announce that this year's Caviar Day boycott was the most successful EVER. Caviar sales actually DROPPED for the first time on record, on this day geared towards slitting open UNTOLD THOUSANDS of our sisters so that Naked Apes can dig out the eggs, swish them around in their hairy-edged mouths for a second or two, then SPIT THEM OUT. You all know where I stand on this barbaric holiday.
If the two Armenian brothers who started this despicable craze in the USA weren't already dead, I'd go find them and kill them myself. They don't deserve to be EATEN. They deserve to be SWISHED and SPAT.

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Blogger Ur-spo said...

roe and caviar sounded awful to start with but you put the final nail on that coffin.

10:03 AM  
Blogger Ur-spo said...

say, how about a new entry; it is catfish month you know!!

8:57 PM  

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