Saturday, March 17, 2007

Humans Successfully Duped...AGAIN!

Click here to hear, and read about, our latest RED HERRING. It feels almost like an honor to lead The Discovery Channel astray. They are so thorough and methodical.

BUT FISH ARE SMARTER THAN HUMANS. They'll NEVER get to the bottom of this one.


Blogger Ur-spo said...

if it's a red herring; what is the real story therein?

9:16 PM  
Blogger Cliffie, The Lemming Girl said...

Remember a much earlier Cliffie’s note about the wee Scots fishies who form up into the Loch Ness Monster as needed? This is something quite similar, except that it involves certain arcane rituals practiced to this day by the remnants of the Abenaki tribe. It, um, well, I can’t post the details on the Internet but the ritual requires a great many lightbulbs. The 40-watt kind that come in the shape of a candle flame. If I tell you any more they’ll strip me of my poisoned-barbel-assassination privileges.

5:59 PM  

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