Crabs In Beer Commercials

This is just another example of how humans CANNOT GET IT RIGHT. Sad, isn't it? Our motives are completely mysterious to them. Actually, I suspect that they think we HAVE no motives, certainly not an ambitious one like WORLD TAKEOVER.

Now, is this had been done properly, the Crabs would be surreptitiously pouring the beer into the sand, refilling the bottles with SOMETHING CLASSIFIED THAT CANNOT BE RELEASED ON THE INTERNET, and carrying off the sun worshippers, not the COOLER for crying out loud.