Thursday, November 09, 2006

In Which My Minions Strike Back

We come ashore at night, we eat your bananas, and we leave naught but destruction in our wake! I love reporting on our "shock troops." It's so rare to see a news story that puts our subtle, yet terrifying might on display. Check out the outraged, nay, panicky tone of this news story. If you really want to upset the Shaved Monkeys, STEAL THEIR BANANAS. That's a special tip from me, your St. Lawrence Seaway Zone Conspiracy Leader.

Life is good sometimes.


Blogger Ur-spo said...

good thing they didn't try this on Martinique; they'd be all appetizers.

7:21 PM  

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