Recruiting Can Be Fun!

 

So many books and movies -- almost all of them, in fact -- portray the process of turning humans into water-breathers as SOME KIND OF A BAD THING.  Even loving portrayals, like Michael McDowell's Blackwater series, add blood, gore, and horror to the story. IT'S SO UNNECESSARY. 

THIS IS WHAT IT REALLY LOOKS LIKE. Whether you belong to a family of air-breathers who will all one day ENTER THE WATER FOREVER, or if you're new to the game and one of our recruiters finds you...

IT'S A LOT OF FUN!