Shaved Monkey Reverses His Age By Living Underwater

 

A 93-day stay at the bottom of what humans call the Atlantic Ocean has left a featherless biped 10 years younger than he was when he started his adventure.  ANYONE ELSE WANT TO TRY?

If this catches on it could do incredible things for our recruitment numbers.  Not as much as global warming, but..!

 https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-spends-93-days-bottom-30137421