Troubling Security Leak
Even the string of hurricanes and earthquakes across our Conspiracy Zone didn't push THIS off the front pages of the Shaved Monkey's virtual newspapers:
A Crab operative halfway around the world from here, WHO ASKED TO REMAIN NAMELESS ON THIS BLOG, was captured on security cam escaping a pot of boiling water and turning off the stove, saving her comrades from CERTAIN DEATH. The point was not, of course, to prevent themselves from being EATEN -- allowing oneself to be eaten by those we plan to dominate is a standard recruiting tactic -- but to make sure that the Naked Ape they were planning to recruit had arrived first. SHE'S ALWAYS LATE FOR DINNER and intelligence indicated that she had a flat several miles away. The operation was TOTALLY SUCCESSFUL -- the recruit had precisely the right crab for dinner and she is on her way to becoming ONE OF US.
What troubles me, ladies, is the fact that the featherless bipeds would train a security camera on our theater of operation. What were they looking for?
A Crab operative halfway around the world from here, WHO ASKED TO REMAIN NAMELESS ON THIS BLOG, was captured on security cam escaping a pot of boiling water and turning off the stove, saving her comrades from CERTAIN DEATH. The point was not, of course, to prevent themselves from being EATEN -- allowing oneself to be eaten by those we plan to dominate is a standard recruiting tactic -- but to make sure that the Naked Ape they were planning to recruit had arrived first. SHE'S ALWAYS LATE FOR DINNER and intelligence indicated that she had a flat several miles away. The operation was TOTALLY SUCCESSFUL -- the recruit had precisely the right crab for dinner and she is on her way to becoming ONE OF US.
What troubles me, ladies, is the fact that the featherless bipeds would train a security camera on our theater of operation. What were they looking for?
posted by Cliffie, The Lemming Girl at 2:30 PM
1 Comments:
Apparently they were looking for something just like this.
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