Did You Get A Load Of the April 2014 Cover Of HOUR DETROIT?

 

 

This cover leads the reader to a several-pages-long photo spread of this (imitation) Mermaid being exploited to sell an array of quite ordinary-looking, but no doubt EXPENSIVE handbags.  They used a lot of exotic and arresting visuals, like the cover above.  You will find the spread towards the center of the magazine. 

 

It just makes me wonder.  Whatever happened to the GOOD OLD DAYS when a Mermaid's Purse was full of baby Sharks?