Ripped From The Headlines: Interspecies Romance Ends In Marriage

One hardly knows what to think. We're always discussing ways to get the landscum to MEET US HALFWAY in our recruiting work. Now it appears to finally be happening! If this catches on, I think we can all CONGRATULATE OURSELVES. In any event, this blushing bride is going to get an exceptional welcome when she finally enters the Roiling Intestine Of Dagon. I think I can promise her that much.