The Tide Is Turning, Ladies...

Normally I would TAKE EXCEPTION to the many articles in the Naked Ape news, breathlessly discussing our operatives' takedowns of pleasure boats piloted by the landscum.  

But as usual, THEY'VE GOT IT ALL WRONG.  It never seems to occur to them that we are simply RECRUITING THE OCCUPANTS of the boats, so they can stop floating OVER the water and get right INTO it.

Fools!