Security Leak Plugged Nicely, Thank You

 

Says here that a scientist in always-piscatorial Japan has proven that DNA transfer is possible using a jolt from our Electric Eel operatives:

https://phys.org/news/2023-12-discovery-electricity-electric-eels-genetic.html

But NEVER FEAR, ladies. Several lab assistants WORKING FOR US headed off any REALLY DANGEROUS revelations.  As usual, THEY ARE ON THE WRONG TRACK.  WE WILL KEEP IT THAT WAY AS LONG AS WE DECIDE TO.