When The Sharks Return To Capistrano...

...All the featherless bipeds go to pieces over it!  A bit of a Shark convocation happened near what they call Capistrano Beach on the coast of what they call California.  WHAT A FUSS THEY MADE.  They got on their bullhorns and ordered EVERYBODY OUTOF THE WATER.  Helicopters bulging with anxious frogmen monitored the scene.  Adults dragged screaming children out of the surf.  EVERYONE TOOK PICTURES. 

You'd think we'd actually eaten one of them!

It says here "Marine experts said the sharks were probably looking for food." 

NOTHING GETS BY THOSE GUYS, DOES IT!?