Monday, February 06, 2012

Breaking "Hoff Crab" News

This may be the first such event of its kind in Crab World Takeover history. Yeti Crab HQ has PUBLICLY DISAVOWED any connection with David Haselhoff, that famous shaved TV monkey of the drippy cheeseburger and sucked-in abs. In fact, they went on to disavow any conection with Yetis, which are just another loathsome and foul-smelling Ape species. They would like to go back to being known as Southern Circumpolar Crab Operatives, and I for one am happy to comply.

Problem is, no human alive will ever know about it. Their public is different from ours.

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