Monday, November 07, 2011

Easy Beginner's Project For New Conspirators



YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS!

New conspiracy members often start this way. It is easy to do ANYWHERE IN THE NORTH AMERICAN ZONE, as long as there is a pond, river or WHAT HAVE YOU in the way of fresh water, deep enough not to freeze solid in winter and NOT TOO HOT.

STEP 1: Obtain a Baggie of fugitive Goldfish, Koi or both. You can start with as little as 3 to 5 operatives, but to form a good genetic base you will want around 20 to 50.

(KILLER ASIAN CARP work too, but are harder to fit in a Baggie. Other good choices are regular moustachioed Carp, or even Blue Catfish. You all know how much I am in favor of Snakeheads.)

STEP 2: Add to the pond, lake or river you have chosen.

STEP 3: SIT BACK AND LAUGH as they set about taking over the minds and bodies of all who see them flickering goldenly about in the depths.

Repeat as needed.

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1 Comments:

Blogger Ur-spo said...

sounds good to me !

8:23 PM  

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