Tuesday, July 29, 2008

I Feel Terrible! Part 2

A quick blog search revealed NOT NEARLY ENOUGH SQUID IMAGERY, REVIEWS OR DISCUSSION ON THIS SITE. I would like to apologize to all ten-armed operatives here and now, in front of the whole ocean.

And I'd like to remind you more experienced operatives of this FANTASTIC SQUID RESOURCE WEBSITE, at the same time I introduce it to you newer gals. Every time I look there is something new and terrific posted up there. I think it can only indicate that SQUID CONSCIOUSNESS IS INCREASING OUT THERE, even on dry land where the Shaved Monkeys roam.
THE FACT REMAINS that there are not enough Squid movies, books, or even documentaries being churned out. (The "scientific" studies, involving the capture and torture of our operatives, ending with them trapped in jars of rubbing alcohol forever, you can keep.) MUCH MORE NEEDS TO BE DONE.
THIS WOULD NOT BE A PROBLEM if the Naked Apes had cottoned to the idea we introduced 30 YEARS AGO to replace the snakes and scorpions so popular among bikers and heavy metal listeners with CEPHALOPODS. But you can't win 'em all.
By the way, the black leather Squid posted on the blog linked above, July 9th, 2008, is NOT REASON FOR HOPE. Bikers just don't like anything without a visible stinger, fangs or a rattle on its tail.

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Blogger Ur-spo said...

one can never be too rich or too thin or too squid.

10:45 PM  

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