Life Is Good Sometimes

All right, ladies, GET OUT YOUR WALLETS. Before your eyes is item #IN-31/185 from the Oriental Trading Company catalog, "Mardi Gras Crawfish," priced to BUY BY THE CASE, BUSHEL or TRUCKLOAD. Here are your instructions: BUY THEM ALL. Distribute them to ANYONE IN NEED.

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I want to see these festive little Crayfish on EVERY DASHBOARD IN AMERICA. Right where the little glow-in-the-dark Jesuses used to go.