Sunday, April 08, 2007

Enormous Rockfish Allows Herself To Be Examined In Alaska

Dear Cod, I was about to make a joke about how they sawed her in half and counted the rings, and it turns out that's exactly what they did. Click here for the gory details.
I want you all to know, this went down EXACTLY THE WAY WE PLANNED. The operative (name withheld at her request) was actually itching to take on this mission years ago, but we asked her to wait for the proper moment.

This is exactly the sort of eager volunteerism I like to see, ladies. Brava.


Blogger Ur-spo said...

my goodness, is every thing a success here?

7:30 PM  
Blogger Duamuteffe said...

A bit off topic, I know, but is this you guys' doing? You know, just softening us up and getting us used to having one of our overlords in every home? If so, it's awfully kind of you- I always assumed the revolution would be less...cuddly.

7:36 AM  
Blogger Cliffie, The Lemming Girl said...

We NEVER fail, ur-spo. Dagon is infallible. And duamuteffe: you have hit the nail on the head. Our plan is pretty much "marry the enemy."

8:35 PM  

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