Hello, Hungry Howie's? I Didn't Order This Pizza And I'm Not Paying For It

 

Yes, turning into an Eel IS a sign of good health.  But there are some Naked Apes showing up at our recruitment centers that WE JUST DON'T WANT.  

THIS IS NEVER GOING TO BE ALLOWED TO HAPPEN.

Special thanks to the operative who found this horrifying image in the September 26th,  2025 edition of The Onion.