Hvaldimir Update

 

Just letting all land operatives know that despite all the furore over the supposed SHOOTING DEATH of the Beluga operative known in the press as Hvaldimir...well, it's been sorted out.  The wretched being who threw him the stick that lodged in his throat, ending his spy career, has been dealt with.  SHE WILL NOT TROUBLE US AGAIN.  And no, I DON'T CARE THAT IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.  

Hvaldimir -- his true name is unpronouncable to Naked Apes, and is being kept off the Net for obvious security reasons -- first appeared in Norwegian waters wearing an outfit that looked like Russian spy gear.  This was like FREE POP-TARTS to the clannish, suspicious human mind and it launched our operative's CELEBRITY RECRUITING CAREER, putting him right up on the list next to Flipper and Bruce the Shark.  Both the Russians and Norwegians congratulated themselves on their exploitation of Hvaldimir's talents.

Of course, all along he was reporting STRAIGHT BACK TO US.

Your good work for our Cause will not be forgotten.