It's That Time Of Year Again...

 

This FABULOUS POSTER by a human artist named Sam Spicer is just the thing to get us in the holiday frame of mind.  You can buy it here: https://www.redbubble.com/i/poster/Have-Yourself-A-Merry-Little-Squidmas-by-flailingmuse/17779790.LVTDI

I am deliberately drawing on sources OTHER than "Squid Game," which I am already FED UP WITH even though it hasn't been around that long.  While I'm glad that the word SQUIDMAS is in wider circulation because of it, THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE ENTIRELY as you ladies in the fish world WELL KNOW.

We're working on that...

Aside from the poster, um, posted above, there are plenty of other great cephalopod-themed gifts for this special season.  WHOEVER IS DISTRIBUTING THE GIFTS REALLY OUGHT TO BE WEARING SOMETHING LIKE THIS AT THE PARTY:

And the gifts should probably include items like these:

...But of course, ANY piscatorial gift is acceptable for the holiday.  I'M BRINGING THE FRUTTI DI MARE SALAD  SO DON"T EVEN WORRY ABOUT THAT!