Green Slime Alert Ended

Apparently Toledo, Ohio and Monroe, Michigan can STAND DOWN.  This is a fabulous photo of the green slime that made the water drawn from Lake Erie unsafe even to shower in.  What intrigues me is the fact that human sanitation systems, which supposedly take everything from body waste to salmonella bugs out of the water, could not defeat the pollution in this most famously polluted of all U.S. lakes.  Dry Land Takeover Conspiracy R&D is actively looking for OTHER holes in the human safety network so that we can make the best use of their tapwater.  Stay tuned!