This Is Going Too Far

Seriously, ladies. I know there are ALWAYS A FEW SHAVED MONKEYS who won't rest until they find something REALLY EXOTIC for the living room. But genetically engineering our operatives to attract and recruit them is JUST SILLY. We want to recruit many, many humans, too many to leave a VIABLE BREEDING POPULATION up on dry land. BUT WE DON'T NEED THE RIDICULOUS ONES WHO WANT TO OVERSPEND ON ARTIFICIAL PISCATORIAL LIFEFORMS.

This is EVEN SILLIER when you consider how many PERFECTLY FINE SPECIES are already luminous, color-changing, OR BOTH. Can't these people just ADOPT A CUTTLEFISH?