Saturday, January 10, 2009

Gee, They Don't Look Like Kittens To Me

The operatives at the local chapter meetings are laughing themselves SICK over PETA's latest loopy campaign -- this time trying to rename us "SEA KITTENS" to keep the Shaved Monkeys from eating us. Only a group of Homo saps could put their heads together and come up with THAT idea. I would be much angrier about PETA's attempts to keep Fish and Humans apart if they weren't such KNUCKLEHEADS.
I'd like to note here that the above image is what Google gave me when I typed in "Sea Kitten."
This is funnier than the anti-Hermit Crab campaign advertising Crab ownership as undignified to decapods. If these people had any of the BRAINS their species is always bragging about, they would have mentioned that THOUSANDS of Hermit Crabs die in misery in under-heated, bone-dry cages sourrounded by inedible food, undrinkable water and the reeking bodies of their dead comrades. I think that would have been more productive than getting humans to try to divine how dignified their Hermits feel. BUT NOBODY ASKED ME.

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Blogger Duamuteffe said...

Speaking of, did you guys lose track of a hermit crab operative in Northwestern PA? He was found by my adopted kid brother wandering in his Aunt's driveway in the middle of the night. He's as big as a tennis ball, and we affectionately refer to him as "Panzer." Nobody responded to our found ad, so we've kept him, and are doing our level best to keep him comfortable (deep moist substrate, homemade humidifier, heat lamp, accurate measurements on humidity and temperature, things to climb on, salt water and fresh water pool, four friends, new shell, etc.) until he decides to rejoin his mission. Unless...Unless *we're* his mission...

Excuse me, I'm going to go check the weight on the top of the lid again.

9:46 PM  
Blogger Lexani said...

OMG stop making fun of kittens jeeze get a life y dont ya?

7:28 PM  

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