Gee, They Don't Look Like Kittens To Me

The operatives at the local chapter meetings are laughing themselves SICK over PETA's latest loopy campaign -- this time trying to rename us "SEA KITTENS" to keep the Shaved Monkeys from eating us. Only a group of Homo saps could put their heads together and come up with THAT idea. I would be much angrier about PETA's attempts to keep Fish and Humans apart if they weren't such KNUCKLEHEADS.

I'd like to note here that the above image is what Google gave me when I typed in "Sea Kitten."

This is funnier than the anti-Hermit Crab campaign advertising Crab ownership as undignified to decapods. If these people had any of the BRAINS their species is always bragging about, they would have mentioned that THOUSANDS of Hermit Crabs die in misery in under-heated, bone-dry cages sourrounded by inedible food, undrinkable water and the reeking bodies of their dead comrades. I think that would have been more productive than getting humans to try to divine how dignified their Hermits feel. BUT NOBODY ASKED ME.