Only A Few Shopping Days Left

I didn't think I could improve on the commentary (provided below) from "eBay Pick Of The Day," where I found this spectacular photo. FEAST YOUR EYES AND DRAG OUT YOUR WALLETS:

Ebay Pick of the Day - Shark Guitar

I'm not sure which is cooler, the skull guitar or the shark guitar, but I bet if you put them both into like some kind of water tank and made them fight it out, I'd bet the shark guitar would win. But like if you had like a graveyard level and the shark had to fight on land, that would suck for the shark unless it had like a water helmet.