Luncheon Interrupted By -- You Guessed It -- Rampaging Naked Apes

THE FEATHERLESS BIPEDS NEVER LEARN.

Luckily, neither the attendees at LUNCH nor the LUNCH ITSELF was injured.

Unluckily, the passengers in the CAR could not ALSO be consumed because of the arrival of what the Naked Apes call FIRST RESPONDERS.  But YOU CAN'T WIN 'EM ALL, LADIES.

WE DID, HOWEVER, RECRUIT ONE OF THEM.  

The Alligator operatives involved have asked to have their names withheld on the Internet.