I HATE THE MONKEY PEOPLE

Click here to to see another example of how CATFISH GET BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING: WHY DID NOBODY THINK TO SAVE THE FISH? Sure, as long as the shaved monkeys are all right, things are good. This is EXACTLY why I shudder whenever a new operative goes into a landscum household to recruit the wretched creatures. SO MANY LIVES ARE LOST NEEDLESSLY.

Before it strikes midnight here at the Manoogian Mansion, I would like to wish a happy birthday to KOJU SUZUKI, author of Ring, Spiral and Loop. Keep it coming, Koji. THE FISH ARE READING EVERY WORD YOU WRITE. BECAUSE I TELL THEM TO.